Absurdity: Is Obama a Llama?
(with apologies to Deborah Guarina and Steven Kellogg, Is Your Mama a Llama)
(with apologies to Deborah Guarina and Steven Kellogg, Is Your Mama a Llama)
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| I am the President. Make no mistake about that! |
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| mama |
Is Obama.....
a Llama?
“Is Obama a llama”,
I asked my friend Dave,
“I don’t think he is”,
is the answer Dave gave,
is the answer Dave gave,
“He views the world backwards
and he looks like a goon,
and he looks like a goon,
why, he’s not a llama,
he’s Ban Ki Moon!”
he’s Ban Ki Moon!”
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| Ban Ki Money |
“Is Obama a llama”,
I asked my friend Fred,
I asked my friend Fred,
“Oh certainly not”,
is what Freddy said,
is what Freddy said,
“terrorists hide in his belly,
like a Trojan horsey,
like a Trojan horsey,
why, he’s not a llama,
he’s Mohammed Morsi.”
he’s Mohammed Morsi.”
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| Your 15 minutes of fame are up! |
“Is Obama a llama”,
I asked my friend Jane,
“Are you out of your mind?”
she so tersely explained,
“the worst of Obamacare
hasn’t been told,
hasn’t been told,
why, he ain’t no llama,
he’s Benedict Arnold.”
he’s Benedict Arnold.”
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| West Point anyone? |
“Is Obama a llama?”,
I asked my friend Clyde,
“Now don’t be so silly”,
is how Clyde replied,
is how Clyde replied,
“he plays golf, and takes selfies,
and he thinks he’s a star,
and he thinks he’s a star,
why, he’s not a llama,
he’s Emir of Qatar!”
he’s Emir of Qatar!”
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| A Pimple! Where's the Windex? |
“Is Obama a llama?”,
I asked my friend Rhonda,
“You’re dreamin’ again”
is how Rhonda responded,
is how Rhonda responded,
“he opens the borders,
and blames it on others,
and blames it on others,
why he’s not a llama,
he’s Tom or Dick Smothers!”.
he’s Tom or Dick Smothers!”.
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| Which mouth should I speak out of? |
“Is Obama a llama?”,
I asked my friend Lyn,
I asked my friend Lyn,
“That’s an insult to llamas”,
she said with a grin,
she said with a grin,
He snuggles up close
with his friend Erdogan,
with his friend Erdogan,
send the turkey to Turkey,
in a cranberry can!”
in a cranberry can!”
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| Armenia? Where's that? |
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| Bless us, Father, for we have sinned.. |
“Is Obama a llama?”
I asked my friend Ben,
“You bet he is”, he replied,
with a swirl of his pen,
with a swirl of his pen,
“llamas have big ears
and big lashes, too.
and big lashes, too.
And they eat them as food
in the hills of Peru,
in the hills of Peru,
so I say let’s give him
to Mahmoud Abbas,
to Mahmoud Abbas,
humanitarian aid
for his friends in Hamas!”
for his friends in Hamas!”
I got my eye on you !!
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| Get the feeling someone is watching? |
Is there something wrong here,
or is it just me?
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